Tuesday, August 4, 2009

PG 13 Blog Post Here: The Stories My Patients Tell Me

"I was a stripper!"
"No really, what did you do?"
"Really. I was a stripper."
"Come on, be serious."
"In Baltimore, Maryland. Do you want to hear what my name was? Berry Vanilla. That's why my husband brought me the vanilla plant today. As a joke. He knows all about it, you see. My specialty was lactating. I would spray the men. I figured if they were dumb enough to pay, I may as well do it."

This was in the middle of the hallway in front of a patients open door whom was visiting with family. Needless to say, when I walked by 10 minutes later the door was closed.

Welcome to acute care, ladies and gentlemen!

3 comments:

WanderingGirl said...

That's awesome! I had a stripper-patient once. She had broken her leg coming down some stairs. Refused treatment most of the time, entertained clients in her room at the hospital, and threw a pair of crutches at another therapist one day. I like your stripper-patient way better!

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