Sometimes you get in stupid fights

and other times you accidentally, on purpose think it's cute to spit gum in someone else's mouth (only to make it easier to kiss of course) and then get mad when they spit it back in your ear (only to get even of course).

Karma is worse on the receiving end and apologies are worse on the giving end.

I am sorry.

Next time I'll ask to spit it in your hand when I'm finished chewing my gum.