Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dear Lady-at-the-pool-using-one- crutch-and-wearing-2.5-inch-heels,

Ma'ma, I'm not sure how you injured yourself, but I can only guess by looking at your two and a half inch wedge shoes. The air cast on your foot is indicative of an ankle sprain? Do you realllly think it's a great idea to wear 2-3 inch wedges while using one crutch on my slippery pool deck?


Your Lifeguard

Ps. You're not using the crutch appropriately either...which is why I'm sitting on the edge of the lifeguard standing waiting for you to fall....

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